Today is the 1st time i take a bath in a year,....not! but it was the 1st time i spend much time in that uncomfortable ally at the supermarket, the one filled with all kind of woman's stuff,which also comes with good number of girls around you, but it doesn't feel quite right standing there checking items with them for long time :s .but today i just figured I'm gonna read what’s written on the shower-gel pack, since i always just grab this one i recognize by the color in a second ,and i have to say ,guys we're screwed !!what is this ! here is some of what’s actually written on them :
White Glamour / For fair and admired skin
because fair and lovely isn't a shower gel!
Magic Spell / For Soft and Fragranced Skin
because rough hands are so yesterday! and you stink
Soft Kiss / For Soft and Kissable Skin
because people who still use soap bar don't believe in foreplay !
Be Nice / Firming Skin
because we're too bored to write anymore !
Imperial Leather /Nourishing
because we're not convinced that you're human!
Sokubtsu / 99% Cleansing ingredient from plants
because we understand the lasting effect of "99%" in the Arab world
Finally ,after i almost decided to toss a coin to choose from this awesome list,i see something made me feel like at home, a name that brought back all the bad memories of diarrhea as a kid ... DETTOL ,and what did it say on it ? [ FRESH ] . thats it,i want to be fresh ,i held it up high like that scene in The Lion King, and NIDO's commercial started to play in the back of my head ,and we showered happily once after.
And so now i know... DETTOL Fresh means smelling like a hospital facility! fresh alrightt!!
Finally, note to self : Yer7am jeddak!!!Shower-gel ?!