Showing posts with label human behavior. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human behavior. Show all posts

Aug 4, 2012

Have I lost my sense of humor?

I have to say, this post isn't only about N2O recent video which stirred quite a debate on the Jordanian virtual sphere, but it was the straw, for I have been being singled out as "nekid" (the grumpy one) quite few times recently, by friends and colleagues who'd show me something "funny" thinking I'd be laughing my ass off with them, only to be surprised by my "seriousness" and lack of humor! I tried to recollect these photos and videos for you today, you tell me, am I over reacting or what?!

starting with the most recent, the N2O clip taking on the issue of women's right, in my opinion, the video failed to: 1) be funny and 2) highlight the problems women are facing in our society in a dark comedy approach, as one of the comedians stated in this post on Kharabeesh blog. You can watch and read for yourself and be the judge, but in my opinion, the script was half cooked and rushed to the recording room, this alleged good intention the creators of the video had in mind doesn't justify some of the lines and attempted-jokes in the video, I'd go in details but I don't feel like it, for I had a previous experience with the N2O team where one of the "comedians" threw an insensitive (one might even argue sexist or racist) joke about producing a Jordanian version of Oprah using a Ghoraneyyeh (a woman from the Jordan Valley area) as a host, now as a comedian I'd think you'd understand why a skin-color based joke would be perceived as racist or sexist (since the subject of the joke is a woman here, not that there aren't sexist jokes against men), but no, few people from Kharabeesh (with the exception of one pleasant young lady from the team) insisted on convincing me that the joke wasn't racist nor sexist nor insensitive, and that the problem was on my part! Anyway, Ahmad Zaatari's article in Al-Akhbar makes some good points regarding that video, and the debate is still going on.


Another video that made me so upset, while made others burst in laughter is one where a child is being awakened from his sleep by loud music, now I don't know (and I doubt) if this was staged, for the child in the video seems too young to be part of such plan, but whether it was staged or not, I don't see how on Earth, no matter what the child's reaction was (which seems fine), I don't see how adults should be okay with this, moreover, how they see this as "funny"! BECAUSE IT IS NOT, why? because a child is dependent on the adults around him for his well being, because he has no say, because he does as told, and because his whole life is in between his parents hands, and "using" him for entertainment is never okay! period.





Staying on the topic of children, a group on facebook called "LOL happens" posted the photo below, which unfortunately was passed to me by an ex-colleague... how is that funny?! seriously?! again, whether it's staged or not, if it's for real, then all you need to think about is what kind of life this little innocent child has every day, and what life awaits him when he's able to walk, or barely "work".. he has absolutely no say in who his parents were/are or how he ended up there, however, he'll have to live with the sequences of those facts. how is that funny?! and in case it was staged, who gives any adult the permission to do that?! what kind of "HUMAN" being is that?! and what makes such an image get over 4000 likes?! what the fuck is wrong with people these days?!


Last but not least, a video of an 80 years old woman who decided to sky dive, she looks too old to be even walking straight, good for her wanting to sky jump if you ask me, instead of giving up on life and waiting for her day! But when the jump went wrong and the poor thing must've thought "I'm going to die" endless times, scared shitless hanging on a thread for dear life, the rest of the world including the people who showed me this, thought it was funny! Do you have to imagine it's someone you know, someone you care about or a family member so you do not laugh at other people's tragedies? really?!


Do people not have any empathy or sympathy anymore?! have we grown so inconsiderate this much?! careless? people pass by a child or a guy who seems mentally unstable and they run away from them, that if they didn't provoke them or laugh at them, even if they seemed lost or in a dangerous situation they just ignore and move on, they do not even sweat a compassionate thought, just a thought! People laugh at someone walking "funny" because they have a disability, people make fun of the less fortunate or educated because they don't act cool and they don't dress cool and they don't speak the same dialect as they do, what makes you a better human being than those? nothing! you had nothing to do with who your parents are and in  which social fucking class you're classified in. Not Funny!
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Jan 11, 2010

Social networking while -supposedly- socially socializing (like for fucking real)

I've been seeing this in so many places in Amman, all areas, all kinds of people, a group of "friends" hanging out at some cafe or pub or wherever, couple of them if not all have their laptops on, and of course these days in Amman your ass is WiFi-ed covered everywhere except for Soog el 7arameyyeh and Wadi el 7addadeh maybe, so these ppl with laptops are always playing some game on facebook, zynga poker or that farmvil thing, and it really pisses me off and irritates me !!!


Aren't people supposed to actually communicate and have fun together, in person? and if that wasn't possible then there's the cyber world and networking website such as facebook to help bridge the gap? so how do you explain someone preferring to play cards with a machine rather than playing cards with his other friends sitting with him at the same place? and people can't come up with things to discuss and talk about that they'd be browsing the internet instead of having a real conversations ? that is fucked up!

Jan 6, 2010

FCOOs: Five Common Office Observations

I find the following 5 actions surprising, interesting, and somewhat stupid*:

1- When you hand someone a printed document and immediately ask you before looking at it"what is this?"!!
 hummm...a printed document that explains what it is?

2- When someone yells "hey, I just sent you an email"!!
I mean, what's the point of an email? seriously think about it!

3- When someone come to you and ask you about something YOU'VE ALREADY E-MAILED long time ago!!
In this case you probably forgot to yell "hey, I just sent you an email"! your bad!

4- When people print and do on paper what they could've done on their computers!!
I don't get it! is it more fulfilling to write on papers and then type it in again?

5- Every time someone asks for someone's phone extension out loud waiting for the magical 3 numbers to come from the back of the office! even though everybody has the extensions list either printed,in their emails, or both!

What are your FCOOs?


*if you do one of the mentioned above,don't take personally, I don't think you're stupid, I just think what you do is stupid that's all.and the cute bunny up there isn't for you,because stupid is as stupid does...
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Dec 18, 2009

How much do you trust E-Banking services? (with poll)

I've subscribed to the Arab Bank E-banking services since they started - I guess- couple of years back, and comparing today to those old days it has improved much, I now pay all my bills online, not that I don't like to see or interact with real humans, its just more convenient nowadays for me, having to deal with lines of people waiting, the clumsy -sometimes- employee who takes ages to get the job done, the change that's never there of course, so yea I find E-Banking a great tool to save you time and headache, not many of the people I know do that, when I bring it up it all comes down to distrust -of technology in general i guess-, or in technology in this aspect in specific, I don't think you can talk people into it,they either do or they don't ,and those who don't seem to have a profound belief that its a bad idea,there's always this fear of something going wrong and losing their assets, and its not only the older generation, young ones too don't believe its safe ! I'm just curious is it only in the Arab world that this paranoia exist or outside too ? whatever this poll is going to say, I'll still use the online services ,sooner or later people will come around it,I guess ! so, do you trust E-Banking ? Would you pay your bills online ? and why
Do you trust E-banking ?
I live in the Arab World, yes I do
I live in the Arab World, No I don't
I live outside the Arab World, yes I do
I live outside the Arab World,No I don't



poll:http://www.learnmyself.com/poll31523x7aC94f17
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Dec 16, 2009

A sex-talk guide or a MJ's tribute?

simple ads or not so simple ads ? Which is more effective to you ?
this MJ tribute is so simple and brilliant,



It grabs your attention for sure ,I mean if you're gonna think of ribbons and MJ again this would probably come to your mind, where in this -I found hilarious- book ad (50 Recipes for Success - A Little Handbook for Strategic Decisions) its anything but "simple" (click to enlarge and enjoy the "what to say and what to avoid saying during sex")





but surely does grab your attention! 
which style do you like better ?


*You can find more ads at Ads Of The World
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Dec 13, 2009

عن القبل التي لا تأتي

أحياناً أتساءل، أنصادق نحن الذين يفكرون ويشعرون كمثلنا؟ أم نفكر ونشعر كمن نصادق؟
:صديقي ناصر أبو نصار (اللي كتب بمدونته "رياح" أكم مرّة وبطّل) كتب عن القبل التي لا تأتي
/القبل التي لا تأتي
/القبل التي حان موعدها
/القبل التي تسكن شفتي المتقشرة
/القبل التي تفلت مني
/القبل التي لا تفلت أبدا
/القبل التي ناوشتني
/القبل التي لا تأتي
/القبل التي عندما حان موعدها بلعتها في حلقي كغصة
/القبل العالقة في اللسان واللعاب والحلق
/القبل التي لا شفاه مقابلة لتحملها
/قبل كتلك لا تموت أبدا
ناصر أبو نصّار.
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القبل التي لا تأتي، لا تموت، لأنّها لم تُخلق أساساً، و يحضرني الآن -لأول مرّة- الكثير غيرها من الأشياء التي يجب أن تموت لكي نستمتع بها، أيّة مفارقة...لحظة الانتصار، لحظة الحرية، حين قالت "أحبّك" للمرّة الأولى، حين شاهدتما الغروب سوياً ، حين كويت لها قميصها دون أن تمسّها، حين شاهدت الشروق في وطنك، حين استيقظت على صوتها تعدّ قهوة الصباح...أمّك، حين نظرت في عينها...وحين ودعتها دون أن تراها وفكّرت في كل القبل التي لم تأتي. 0
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Aug 14, 2009

How to end a wedding next-7ara at 1 AM

call 191 .it works .

what the hell,people had lost their senses or what !! why should i listen to their crappy band music till after 1 AM !!!

for the record,i heard the officer who answered my call reporting another 4 weddings to the patrol car in the same area too !!

el nas battalat testa7i !!!

-> Addition : it doesn't only work,it works like magic.music was gone in a second .it took them 15 minutes only to get here ! thanks police !!! now i can go on with my insomniac night in peace :D

Aug 6, 2009

Believe it or not,it happened in Amman!

The Taxi meter is 1.64 JD

I gave him 2 JD
he gave me back 36 piasters (quarter,10 piasters,and ONE PIASTER COIN) !!!
and no it wasn't this one extra piaster he wanted to get rid off,he has a little sack full of those for change !
Happy day ha?!

oh in case you're wondering i gave them all back,i almost said poetry in him right on the spot :D.

Aug 4, 2009

JOTAS متلازمة جمهور المسرح الأردني

Jordanian Theater Audience Syndrome
أو متلازمة جمهور المسرح الأردني ، هي مجموعة عوارض مزمنة لمرض عصي عن التشخيص من ناحية الأسباب ، إلاّ أن هناك اجتهادات فردية هنا و هناك ، لكن لا شيء موثق .حضرت في اليومين الماضيين مسرحيتين ضمن فعاليات مهرجان الأردن ، طبعا أنا "متوحم" أحضر مسرحـ"نا" من حد ما رجعت ، أول مسرحية كانت مسرحية "صباح و مسا" لغنام غنام ، يعني صمنا سنتين و أفطرنا على عمل لذيذ ، فوق المتوسط بشكل عام ، أداء الممثلين لم يكن مملا على الإطلاق مع أن مدة العرض قربت الساعة ،الإيقاع كان يطلع و ينزل مرّات بس ماشي الحال ، الإضاءة كانت جيدة ، تم استخدام الديكور بشكل جيد معظم الوقت ، في النهاية كان عمل جميل الواحد طلع منّو متذكر أكمّن جملة على أكمّن مشهد ، و هذا بالنسبة إلي معيار العمل الجيد أو الغير جيد ،هل ترك شيء في ذاكرتك أم مر مرور الكرام ؟. العمل الثاني كان مسرحية "يوميات رجل مجنون" للمخرج قاسم ملكاوي ، كان مخيبا للآمال ولكن الأهم الذي أريد أن أتحدث عنه هو لعنة متلازمة جمهور المسرح الأردني ، الذي هو -الجمهور- قليل بالعادة إلا ما ندر ، و أوجه كلمة شكر هنا للسيد فيسبوك على مجهوده الكريم في التبليغ و التذكير و الدعاية للمسرحيات و كافة الأنشطة الثقافية ، نرجع لموضوعنا ، هذه المتلازمة ألحظها منذ أول مسرحية حضرتها في عمان ، و هي تنقسم إلى ثلاث أعراض رئيسية (من الأقل إزعاجا للأكثر إزعاجا ) هي كالتالي :
العارض الأول :التغويش
التغويش و الوتوتة و الحكي اللي ما إلو داعي و التصفير و الهبل الزايد عند خفت الإنارة قبل بداية العرض مباشرة ، يعني شرفيّا كل ما يجي يبلش عرض بتذكر رحلتنا مع المدرسة في الصف الرابع للقبة الفلكية في مركز هيا الثقافي ،و كيف الكل يتصيبو حاله هبلة جدا بحس فيها الواحد لحاجة ملحة لإنو يطلع صوت ،أو يحكي للّي جمبو "ييي شوف" أو "إيييه إيييه" أو "أووووووو" أو "بسسسسسسس" أو "هشششششش" أو "ممممواح" ! هذا النوع الأول ، النوع الثاني هو التغويش خلال العرض ، الأساتذة النقاد الفهمانين اللي قاعدين وراك،أو على جنبك أو قدامك بقدروش يستنو لحتى ما العرض يخلص عشان يحكو عن المشهد الفلاني "إفففف ما أبردو" ، أو "ياي شو نغش" أو "ها ها ها " أو "جميلة هاي" أو "قوية لألله" أو "ذكرني بإبن خالتي محمد لما رسب بالتوجيهي و أبو لحقو بكلشن و طخ بسّة من قهرو هاهاهاهاها" ...الخ ؛ لازم لازم يعبرو عن مشاعرهم داخل الصالة ! النوع الثالث (التغويش الإجباري) يصدر عن الشب النكد اللي لسّا ما يئسش من الجمهور (على الأغلب إنو أول مرة بحضر و مفكر إنو رح يجيب نتيجة اللي بدو يعملو)و بروح "بصرخ" : هششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششش بصوت عالي عشان يسكّت المغوشين من الفئة الأولى و الثانية ! الله يعطيهم العافية الشباب .

العارض الثاني : الموبايل بن غير الصامت
بجوز عرض من كل 10 ما بطلع في المخرج يرحب بالحضور قبل بدء أي مسرحية ،و بجوز بجوز مخرجين من كل 10 بترجوش الجمهور إنو مشان الله خلينا نطفي تلفوناتنا،أو نحطها عالصامت ، غنام غنام صار يهوي للجمهور أول مبارح (خلينا نتحدى اللي بتصل علينا إنو ما نرد عليه) بس عالفاضي ! كإنك حكيتلهم يحطو أزعج نغمة و أعلى صوت ، و رن يا موبايل،بطفي واحد من هون بشتغل الثاني من هناك ، و على رنة مسج بأول القاعة لرنّة مبدعة بآخر الصالة ،و مش إنو ينطفى عالسريع!لأأأأأ ،لازم ياخد وقتو ،و احتمال نص نص إنو يرد جوا الصالة برضو ،عادي جدا ، بعد ثلاث أربع تلفونات ما يرنو و يسكتو مين بطلع في الصورة ؟الفئة الثالثة من العارض الأول : تررررن ترررررررن ، ولك هششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششششش .... !! عفية

العارض الثالث : تصفيييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييق
يلعن روما شو بجلطني التصفيق ، يا عمّي أكره ما علي بالعالم التصفيق في المسرحيات أنا ، بتكسر إيقاع الممثل ، بتكسر إيقاع المشهد ، الممثل يا بصير يخربط حكي لبيل ما الجمهور يهدا يا بكمّل حكي ،و إذا كمل حكي ؛ صحتين ! راح عليك باقي المشهد (اللي الشباب كثييييييييييييييير انبسطت عليه) و اتحزر انتا عاد و حاول إفهم شو بحكو ! اللي بجلط أكثر من فعل التصفيق نفسه هو السبب اللي بدفع 80% من الجمهور للتصفيق : إذا ممثل تصاعد (يعني كان بحكي جملة بدأها بصوت خافت ثم تعالا صوته لنهاية الجملة) الجمهور بتحس إنو عندو شعور قوي جدا جدا جدا جداااااااا إنو إذا صار في تصاعد معناتو لااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااازم التصفيق ، إنا عندي مشكلة مع التصاعد أصلا لإنو بمعظم الأحيان بكون "أوفر" زيادة عن اللزوم،و نشاز و حكي فاضي ، زي بمسرحية بلاش نحكي إسمها لمّا ممثل كبير من ممثلينا الكبار -برضو بلاش نحكي إسمو- أعطاها : فلانة ماتااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااتتتتتتتتت.....و تدحرج هيك و انفعل ، لك أن تتخيل عزيزي القارئ حالة اليوفوريا التي وصل إليها الجمهور في التصفيق ،شيء فوق الخيال جد ! بنحب المسخرة إحنا ! سبب آخر يدعو المصابين بالمتلازمة للتصفيق الحار : الإعتام بعد نهاية أي مشهد،أو في منتصفه أو انشالله بالغلط من فني الإضاءة ، بس تعتم من هون كإنك ماسك رشاش عراس الواحد و بدو يصفق لينجو بحياته ، عاد إلو داعي ،ما إلو داعي ،كان في إشي حلو،كان في إشي زبالة،ما بهم ،مازال عتّمت يعني لازم نزقّف !و السبب الثالث : النكت السمجة ! أي نكتة تافهة تدعو للتصفيق ، أو مثلا واحد أكل كف، أو واحد بصق على ..شو ما كان ،هاي كلها بتأجج مشاعر الحاجة للتصفيق ،ليش ؟ ما حدا بعرف

هلاّ عشان الواحد يحكي الحق ،مرات قليلة بتيجي مشاهد أو جمل تستحق التصفيق ،لكنّي شخصيا أفضل أن أراكم مخزون التصفيق كله للنهاية ..خلي الممثلين يعرفو يشتغلو و خلي الجمهور يعرف يحضر .

بس أول عن آخر يعني ... منيح إنو صاير في جمهور ، بس ما تخربوش العرض يعني . و نتمنى لكم الشفاء العاجل ! يلاّ : تصفيق حار لو سمحتو !

ملاحظة : سيتم عرض مسرحية صباح و مسا في شهر رمضان من 24-28 \ 8، إكبس هنا.

Jun 26, 2009

Why am i thinking of jokes about Michael Jackson's death !!

Whats wrong with me :s jokes are popping up in my mind ever since i heard that Michael Jackson died !!! why am i allowing myself to make light of death ,especially that i have some serious issues with "death" ,its probably the most thing i so fiercely hate in this life ! weird ! I want to go on but I'm having mean thoughts thats supposedly funny ! :s i better go blow off this energy doing thriller routine ! see !!!!??

Apr 16, 2009

Spending ,Wealth ,and quality of living (?)

Me and myself are confused , there are habits that i can never ever relate to ! like buying fancy things when you can have the same exact functionality out of a much cheaper one ! even more ; buying things just because you can,not because you need . but maybe because i was never able to "just buy it" and always had to "need to buy it" to do so right ? what do i know i can't claim i know how it feels ! which lead me and myself to this question ; now I -and i assume everyone else- works hard to be successful ,happy and wealthy , I'm not getting into Wealth VS Rich debate ,but lets say you managed to have good stable income ,so what do i do now ?I mean i have enough money to buy fancy stuff ,would i buy it ?what if my sister,my mom,my wife,my kids wanted one of those ? do i tell them no ? or do i do what i find now complete irresponsibility and utter detachment from the real world where thousands can't get 3 meals a day ? but again is it "my" fault ?is it their fault ?should the excess money go to charity only ? 
what is quality of living and what determines it ? see me and myself are really confused . your generous thoughts of wisdom please...

Post is featuring this CHANEL hand bag worth of ... a lot of money !

Apr 13, 2009

Dry Thai New year and boring squirrels

Last year i participated in my 1st Songkran festival (images) in Thailand ,which marks the Thai new year ,if you're a foreigner and you couldn't memories "Songkran" you might hear someone calling it "the water festival" .People go out in the streets with big water guns and everybody splashes everybody ,if you're not in one of those big crowded areas and you stayed home,you go outside your house and play with your family ,neighbors ,and anyone who passes by , last year was a blast,except for the part where i got back home by train,and the train is AC-ed ,and i was shivering :/ but i went again on the 3rd day well prepared with a towel ,dry extra clothes and lots of sacks to keep everything dry in my bag .

Yesterday i went out to the market near by,and I found out it was Songkran!I didn't even know its now,I couldn't imagine its been a year already ,but thats fine, the sucky part is that I don't feel like going out and "playing" ,passing by each group of people preparing to splash me I'd tell them not to,wearing my Jordanian-Kashra face of course ,so they didn't,I've been going out and coming back for two days with no single drop of water on me . why is that bad ? because Songkran isn't the only thing that i lost appetite for !

I don't enjoy taking the motorcycle taxi anymore ,I'm not enjoying the wind in my face or the speed or whatever feeling that made me always prefer motorcycle taxis over the many other options i had to wander around the city .

I don't enjoy watching a squirrel looking for food anymore ,as a matter of fact, when i see a squirrel in the balcony looking for food,jumping around on the wires and furniture ,my only thought is "don't get in here cuz then i'll have to chase you out!" ,I used to wake up early to watch squirrels :/

Yesterday i woke up n found one of those long beautiful worms in my room ,usually I'd sit next to it and watch it and enjoy how fascinating these little things can be , maybe take couple of pictures too, didn't do any of that,just picked it up n threw it out .

I just realized today how i enjoy very few things these days !! I'm not sure when this phase started but its not fun.

Mar 2, 2009

Two dances from Bangkok

The best thing about Bangkok,even thought its a busy busy city,that there is always something to look at around the corner , these two dances were one little street apart ! and Thai ppl just love to have fun and laugh ! you'll notice that somewhere in the middle of the second video :D and there are always groups of people dancing or doing Aerobics in a park or even in the mall's parking space ! happy city is it !






Feb 21, 2009

Things I Thought I'd Never Do

Movie Moments : Things I Thought I'd Never Do

Some of the things I find myself doing in Bangkok never occurred to me ,I sometimes snap of whatever I'm doing and look around and make sure its real lol, i call them "movie noments",things when you do feels like in a movie , such as :

* Reading a book on a train
Simply because there are no trains in Jordan (well except for for one i think? that's been there forever?) ,and because you don't read a book unless you have to ! now this one is so unreal because the train is full of Asians ! Who by the way look as if they just got out of a comic book,which by the way they'd be probably reading too !they dig comics these ppl !

* Using a map to wander around
Amman is one long main street,with 8 circles along the way,and then you go "right,left,the next left no skip it,the next one yea take it,right,straight ahead, opposite to the little *Dokkaneh,you should see a balcony with some pottery on it,yea we're in the above floor " .Bangkok isn't that cozy ,if you don't have a map you'll be probably lost, so holding a map arms wide opened figuring out where is "North" and where am i and where I'm going is fun to watch .I'm not sure we have a map of Amman anyway ! (related : check this Jabal Amman map i made).
[*Dokkaneh is a mini-market,or actually a bit smaller)

* Taking off my shoes before going into an OFFICE !
Yup ! they do that here ,not all offices though, but if you're going to your lawyer's office or any kind of office that's not really public expect to take of your shoes before going in !! Of course houses and homes too.

* Having rice for breakfast !
So one day,when Naser was still new to Bangkok,after 10 days or so,he wanted to have eggs for breakfast ! so to make it as close to what it would be at home as possible,he woke up at 6:30 AM, made a big cup of tea (they don't serve tea at the restaurants..i know!!!) and went downstairs to the supermarket,got a pack of toast bread (its still bread heh!) and went to the nearby restaurant with his cup of tea and bread ,took out his "Thai For Travelers" dictionary and found "Omelet" and pointed at it to the waitress . he was craving it so much he started to drool and day dream about how it'd taste with Taboon bread ,only to be woken up by the waitress bringing him what he ordered....or did she ?
Plain eggs or Omelet here means : rice,with eggs ,if you're lucky,the eggs won't be scrambled with the rice and will be in one piece topping the rice ,if you're unlucky like me,and the people at the restaurant nearby aren't that good with English,you're gonna have rice with scrambled eggs scrambled all together for breakfast .
PS : i now have rice with anything for breakfast ,its in your head only ,its no big deal :D

* Riding the bicycle as a main transportation mean !
Imagine that a guy or a grown man or even better a woman ,is riding a bicycle to go to the mall or her work place ...in Jordan ! I don't know why is it so laughable,actually after trying it,its pretty neat, good exercise,you don't get stuck in traffic ... but i think there is a good reason why it shouldn't be implemented in Jordan,see drivers here DO actually give a way for a bicycle on an intersection ! they don't try to push away or run you over ,if you're taking the far right side of the road no bus,car or motorcycle even would come near you ,and if the road is too narrow,they'd let you have the whole space for yourself and they'd drive after you ! CRAZY huh ?


* Feeding a Dog !
Dogs scare the hell out of me ! they freak me out period . But if you're gonna live in Bangkok you better get used to them ,they all over the place,dogs in Bangkok are like cats in Amman ! and they're nice and quiet most of the time , and these days I'm living in a building where we have a big black dog , which to my surprise (after watching a lot of "The Dog Whisperer") now listens to me and don't bark when he see me coming :D in return,I started to give him his food ,and i actually do pet him, and this i would have sworn to you before that i'll never ever do !
here is a picture of him ,his name is Ku Lo.



SO whats your movie moments ? I want to tag some people ! I'm thinking Momma Bean , Kinzi will have lots of funny movie moments since they're kinda new to Jordan :D so you're tagged . Andddd... Hareega ,I'm sure a lot goes on in the ER ,Diana the new mom , Mab3oos because his default state of mind is Angry,Iman for the same reason as well,and Rawia ! Tag yourself if you wish,and make it funny !

Feb 14, 2009

Telephone operator saved my Valentines day!

Cuz I'm so hip n so cool n so in n so u know,happy person ,i called my phone company tonight at 9:30 PM to check on some subscription thingy i have,and just before i hung up with the sweet lady,she tells me : Happy Valentines day! i was laying down in bed feeling dizzy,but when i heard those words i just sat straight : Oh!Valentine's ,right, happy Valentine's to you too ! i said,she laughed and hung up !
I texted sister n family,I can't remember the last time i had "someone" to Valentine (v.) with ,everyday is a Valentine's day for me with my family and friends,i love them absolutely and so they do .
And to you dear blog wayfarers happy Valentine's day too,go call your mom or something .

Feb 9, 2009

Olives don't grow on trees ,people !

One of my favorite things about being abroad is meeting new people from different places and getting to know them and where they come from and their culture and such,also introducing them to my home (Jordan,and Palestine) ,which proved to be a constant correction of wrong ideas and stereotypes ,but its not always serious and political , like what happened the other day when we were having dinner at a friend's place .

we were talking about food ,so my Italian friend asks me about what we'd have for breakfast,and I said Labaneh, Hummus ,and she says oh Israeli food ,and then you have to tell the story and fuck everyone's brain with politics again lol! but thats not where olives came under the spot light,after i explained what is Labaneh and how its done,i told them that it goes perfectly well with olives,olive oil and a cup of tea ,so this Finnish friend of our's jumps off the ground : "Olives?!you have olives in your country ?i love Olives !i wanna go there" with all the excitment in the world ,now when i told her that it stays green the whole year she became super ecstatic and said "ahhh i wish i can just go there ,pick fresh olives from the tree n eat them right away " with her voice goin soft and her eyes turning dreamy ...i had to wake her up from that happy place : "Wait a second,you think olives grows on the trees as you buy it from the market?" ...

Do you know that scene in almost every Christmas movie where somebody tells the kid that Santa isn't real ?and then the kid goes :BLANK: ? yea thats nothing!i saw the real thing !!i honestly can't understand the passion she has for olives, i felt so guilty !she just didn't say a word gazing at me,for quite a while :D ! But after i explained how olives (from the tree) becomes olives (in the market) she said she appreciates it even more .so no harm done.How crazy is that :DD !! oh human kind how much i love you! always manage to surprise me !

Note : the picture up there is Ismael Shammout's painting (The Olive Tree)

Jan 24, 2009

So Waltz With Bashir , Israeli Movie about a massacare

Heard of it ? It wont a golden globe the other day ,Its an Israeli movie about an Israeli soldier who lost memories from the Sabra and Shatella massacre and Beirut invasion and tries to revive what happened along the movie , animation movie,really finely done ,the story was fine ,nothing to complain about ,the movie's title (Waltz with Bashir) came from a scene where an Israeli soldier during Beirut invasion after Bashir Jmayel was killed goes into hestiric shooting rampage and appears to be dancing the waltz with Bashir Jmayyel's big poster on a building behind him at that junction . Its a shame that Israelis had made a movie of this quality and credibility about Sabra n Shatella and Arabs didn't ! ... but that's not what this is about exactly .

So i have a new hobby ! making Arabic subtitles for TV series and movies, (The Big Bang Theory,The Office, Movies : Che Part One and Waltz With Bashir) and after the two movies, the biggest Arab translators on-line community (DVD4ARAB) invited me to their website n stuff and turned out the subs are fine and my Public school English teacher should be proud of me.

Here is what I'd like to pick your brains about, some of the comments i received there ,some of the opinions that says we shouldn't watch the movie ,because its an Israeli one ,Qathara (dirt,crap) and a waste of time !! and "Do you really believe the Israelis will make a movie that condemns them?" and such...

The problem is that those people didn't even watch the movie ! I don't understand the idea, I mean we've always seen and heard it,where some kind of boycott to some kind of art took place without even knowing what is it about,but i never understood it .Do you ??

And then here is another question , do you deal with art as art and thats it ? or where it came from matters ? don't think movies only, lets say music,poetry ,would you not listen to something made by an Israeli ? or whoever "the bad guys" to you are ? wouldn't you at least check it out to see what the hell are they talking about ?

Nov 25, 2008

The Great Women of My Life

There is something about women, that is so...unique?! if there is a word to describe it, when a woman love she gives, enormously and unconditionally , in an unimaginable way, I don't know and can't understand how they do it ,its just in them, and once one of those crossed your path, they leave a permanent print, which also puzzles me ,I can't understand how they do that-to me at least -,I find it very glamorous and enticing.

 Now why has this been crossing my mind lately I have no idea ! probably has to do with my fascination with this amazing French girl I recently met, and as usual , my too conscious and grossly subjective mind took me from thinking of the girl on the surface to think of the ones who mattered for real, and as usual ,because I can't easily give people credit for what they do ,compliment them, or tell them how I really feel about them -because I've got serious issues :/ - I find myself wanting to write it down and put it out there, hoping that someone would think "ohh how nice", and therefore the feeling of guilt of not telling these people what I want to say in their faces would hopefully go away, kinda tricking myself, but you see I'm grossly subjective goddamn me I can't really trick myself, but I’ll give it a shot .

 1st is my mother , and my mother haven't had the easiest ride of life , its not the usual mom sacrifices which are tremendous ,but being ill since the age of 20, a divorcee who could not witness 10 years of her children's life except for holidays ,and despite all that keep working ,teaching, for a whole 25 years ,staying as strong yet as emotional and vulnerable as you'd expect a mom to be, devoting -Hello Lady_D :) - her whole life , literally ,for her kids whom at times were ungrateful ,and eventually seeing how forgiving and giving she still is after they united ,gives her a higher status than all the moms I could think of . I live now to make her happy, thats my 1st priority in life, if I do that then I have no problem dying the next day, you know that part of Marcel's song ? "و أعشق عمري لأني إذا مت أخجل من دمع أمي؟" that’s my bible, I live by that .The other day I had a nightmare in which I was to be executed ,and when they asked me what’s my last wish was, I told them to bring me a tape recorder, so i could record myself pretending to answer her phone call "hello...ahlannn...I'm good...how are you?...me too...i miss you too...yes I'll come back I just need to finish some work here...I have to go,I love you too,I love you I love you " and told them to call her once a month and play the recorder hoping that she'd buy it!

 My sister of course comes next ,she was the mom when there was no mom, always my best friend ,the kindest person to me ever, no matter what I did, and no matter how harshly she scolded me for keeping my room in constant chaos ,always took care of me, the almighty strong Naser as if I was a baby ! at times, I wished I could be her ,so she won't have to go through what she had to go through !I still do sometimes, now she is all grown up, successful, and about to be married , and she is still taking care of me! Not by waking up when I got back late from work to make me a cup of tea and a sandwich and get back to sleep. but overseas ! I can't overcome the idea that she'll no longer be my sister end of story. can’t grasp the idea of this new man comin into her life, I hate it, I know I know ... I had been talked about it enough but I still can't grasp it ,7or ana.I only wish I can pay her back somehow .

 A friend I had at the university, excluding my mom and sister, the most giving and generous girl I've ever met, so extremely unconditionally loved me and been there for me, knowing that I can't commit to loving her back as much, not because I didn't love her back, but the conditions could be tricky sometimes ,this one I know I haven't paid back enough, and when I tried it  was a lil bit too late ,but I'll never ever forget what she'd done for me that’s for sure .

 And last but not least, my ex boss, a single mom, and i don't think there is a tougher thing in the world than a single mom, such a role model ,independent, successful, strong, and so amazingly generous ,and when I say generous, I don't mean financially generous, that’s the easy part, its to give without being asked or obligated to, to give of your time and mind to someone else ,to help when you can, she had done me the greatest favor in my life ,if it wasn't for what she'd done to help me I wouldn't be able to be here, somehow, actually i wouldn't be able to do anything else before i have dealt with that ...and for that I’m forever grateful  .

 It is so beautiful to have connected with those 4 great women on this deep level ,I am so appreciative of that, I don't really believe in luck, but I can't find a better  justification to have been related to these people except for being lucky ! and that’s as "lucky" can get from me . People, tell the people you love I LOVE YOU, before its too late ,I’ll probably star with myself .

Sep 27, 2008

How confident is too confident ?

Following my formal-wear shopping spree and 1st day as a 24 year old dude, I I had my 1st "typical" job interview . I've worked since i was...16 i guess, but I never thought about the interview and prepared to it as much as i did for this one ! A good piece of advice i had from an older friend was : "Remember, Interviews aren't about being creative, they're about confidence" ! sweet ! confidence..I've got plenty of that ,which is good ,until now maybe..two days posterior to the interview and they didn't call back yet !

That interview was the last in a chain of mini interviews in which i impressed my interviewers wearing my casual clothes and even wearing a cap once! but for this last one i was told to dress formal n stuff. There was this big shot director guy and my hopefully future direct supervisor too ,whom i totally overshadowed during the interview ,of course i didn't notice that when i was there, but thinking about it now,i think i made a mistake by giving all the attention to the director and ignoring the man who -if i was hired- would be my boss! good grief i even asked him couple of questions during the interview,asked him as in wanting to see how knowledgeable he was !!!not asking about work!! But what can i bloody do ??? thats how i am!I've been running my own show for the past year ,add to that I'm not the most modest guy about his "achievements" and self determination bla bla bla ,and I'm not intimidated by other's success ..should I anyway??

It started to get to me ! I'm anxious now ! A friend of mine told me to curb my enthusiasm and to have a subordinated attitude .I had to use my acting skills to the fullest when asked "are you better a follower or a leader ?" and "can you be a good follower?" honestly ? It felt like he spat on my face when he asked that, holy freakin smokes !"follower"?? wtf can't they find a less humiliating word ???????? follower my ass !

pffft....I really have no idea how that went ,I was super comfortable ,I didn't hesitate to ask questions back ,as if they were my friends, I even asked them about things they didn't know about and i explained to them !!!!!!!! geez I could be so stupid at times ! Looks like i blew it . I'm not sure though ..I'll give it till Monday . but either way.. from your experience people, did i do wrong ? or is that a good thing ? just to clarify ,In my previous work i was in charge of older people ,and for a year now I've been my own boss,thats where his irritating "follower" questions came from. so,shoot me ,where do you think i stand now ?

Sep 14, 2008

The Internet Scammers won't scam me dammit !!!!! i wanna get scammed eh ! :/

I was *FINALLY* approached by one of those ! I was awfully happy, I played dumb so they'd go all the way with me, I wanted to experience 1st hand how do they operate ! but when i had too little too much fun with it ,the scammers knew i was bluffing :(

This is the 1st E-mail i received:

From : Lulwa Adams

reply-to : lulwa_adams2@yahoo.com

Subject : From: Mrs Lulwa Adams

Attn: Dear beloved,

I am the above named person from Kuwait.. I am married to Mr. Lobi Adams who worked with Ivory Coast embassy in Kuwait for nine years before we left to Abidjan where he was re-appointed as a navy officer before his untimely death in the year 2007. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died in his home country Ivory Coast after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian.Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $3.5Musd (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) in a trunk box deposited with one of the big security company here in
Abidjan as a family valuable .Presently, this box is still with the security firm (teet teet teet teet ...Calling : Michael Scofield). Recently my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is the high blood preasure sickness .Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or an individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church or individual that will use this fund for orphanages,widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that giveth".

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going (What is The Bank?). I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives were around me always as I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security firm here in Abidjan. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on the above e_mail address for more informations, Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.Note that out of the labour of our hands we shall eat from it, so you have some part of this fund as the labour of your hands to the fulfilments of Gods word in our lives.Hoping to receive your reply as soon as possible. presently,I am still in my late husbands home country abidjan capital city of ivory coast.

Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours in sister,

Mrs Lulwa Adams."

1st thought : i thought these people were smart ! Mrs Lelwa from Kuwait ? A Christian too, I mean there are roughly 200,000 Christian in Kuwait ! and all those typos too ??? - FireFox anybody? -


2nd thought : i thought these people have access to our private data somehow !why did they expect i was a Christian ? my name ? maybe if i was still in the middle east !But I'm located in Thailand ( I assumed they checked IP addresses at least) ,the reasonable assumption should be that I'm a Buddhist !!

Anyway, i tried to play along ,i replied with this :

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!
I'm really sorry to hear about you !!!
what can i do to help you ?????? OMG may the Lord help you in your illness !!
I'm utterly shocked ! Please ,I'd love to help one in need!"

The next day ,i received the following :

"from : Lulwa Adams
reply-to : lulwa_adams2@yahoo.com
subject Greetings My Dear.
Body :
Dearly beloved,
Greetings in the mighty name of God our savior.

I am very glad to receive your emphasise mail this afternoon concerning your zealous interest over the work of God(So Godly indeed!! ) and for this fund which i am entrusting in your hands for the propagation of the word of God.
Importantly, considering my detoriating and ailing health in which I am faced with life uncertainty, I will like you to contact Ms Charlotte Konan a saff nurse sister here in this hospital who has been very nice to me and I have all the informations about this deposit been handed over to her under the Lords direction and I will like you to contact and send to her, your full name together with your contact address in which will enable her, obtain a letter of authorisation that will be submitting to the security company, authorising them to change every relevant documents of this deposit to your name as the new beneficiary of the belonging. That will officially and legally approve you as the next of kin/beneficiary to this deposit in the security company from the Federal Ministry of Justice to declare whole heartedly that i have made you the beneficiary to my inheritance in the security company here-in Ivory Coast, so that even if i am no more you shall continue from there and request the security company to release or ship the belonging to you without any confrontation from any body.

do always remember me in your daily prayers for God's healing in my life, most especially, as I will be going through the surgery in respect of this cancer.

Thanks and God bless us all in his infinite goodness and mercy.

Remain blessed,

Mrs Lulwa Adams."

Interesting ha ? :D ,now here is where I got too excited about it ! I replied, with a name and imaginary address (but would make sense if they looked up a map of Bangkok) ,the problem is with the name I chose :/ I wrote :

"Hello,

May the lord save you my dear,
I'm really sorry to hear about you, this is heart breaking ,I'll do my best to make you feel as happy as you'd like to be in these days .but I need to understand what i need to do exactly ,
anyway here is my contact :
Mr Awlul Smada

Bangkok - Thailand
Sukumvite Soi 22 - Sweet'n'Sour mansion ,room 404"


I'm not sure that people that stupid did notice that my name is actually "her" name reversed ! or maybe Sweet n Sour residency is more Japanese than Thai :D wut do i know ,my journey ended here ! and i received the following :(

"from : Lulwa Adams
subject : Greetings My Dear.
body :
YOU ARE A MAD MAN MY DEAR AND PLS STOP JOKING WITH A WOMAN OF GOD AS I KNOW THAT U ARE FROM A WICKED MUSLIM COUNTRY PALISTENIAN.
PLS STOP CONTACTING ME AGAIN OKAY."

LMAO ,I replied them trying to seduice them to get back to me with a PS about Jesus being from Betlahem anyway but never got a response *sigh* ,my scam journey ended here unfortunately ! but how did they know where I was from anyway ? probably googled my name and/or email address and found my profile on some forum or something.”?”

The question that comes to mind : who falls for those ignorant ?? I'd assume someone as (or more) ignorant ! but I hear they're making good business out of this !

Using religion against people to tackle their feelings (or fears) is pretty powerful tool ,that only when you're ignorant enough about your religion to fall for it I believe . like those text messages that's been around in Jordan and other Arab countries ,or even phone calls ; where they tell you that there is a spell and magic on you and tell you some information about you ! and of course ,for some good chunk of your salary they can make it go away .LOL. problem is ,people not only sometimes fall for it, if they didn't ,they'd freak out, just because magic and spells were mentioned they'd freak the hell out and live in fear for couple of days .

"IGNORANCE" is Today's word !

PS : The Photograph (Professional Widow) courtesy of Meg . Thx Meg