Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts

Jul 1, 2011

Jordan social media Bullshit day


Jordan celebrated social media day yesterday in some café in Jabal Amman, I was reluctant to go for many reasons, one of them is the high blood pressure condition I developed recently associated with the words "twitter, #jo, and #reformjo", not to mention that "Social Media" has became a trend, and I just don't like anything trendy, in the sense of everyone wants to do it for the sake of becoming one esteemed member of the herd. Nevertheless, when I found coworkers heading to Rainbow St. anyway, and found out that some friends are attending and one of them is speaking (@alidahmash), I thought why not, I'll go see my friends and hopefully meet some of the few interesting people in the Jordanian blog and twit spheres. But let's discuss something 1st shall we?
Social Media as far as I'm concerned, is by definition, social, not it's not called Private media, or vip media, or limited media, or elite media, it's social medial no? So my 1st question is: why on Earth did you choose a limited-seating place to celebrate at? And why didn't you even mention it in your facebook event and tweets, why didn't you make sure everyone who was invited (personally) was allowed in (even if arrived late?), and why isn't "I'm attending" on a facebook event page enough to REALLY RSVP a social media event? I really enjoyed waiting for 45 minutes to get in, the stories and drama at the door was the best thing that event had to offer, to me.
Now to the core of my problem with all that, it's the bullshit and pretentiousness of the social media scene in Jordan which is getting worse and worse by day. It's a matter of personal taste and convictions, but I just dislike such settings with big tables and big chairs and plates of mini burgers and one-spoon-of-hummos-mini-sandwiches served, add to it the limited seating and the feeling you get from everyone that they're the most important person in the world because they got a Tarboosh with a name tag on it starts with "@". I really wish to understand why are people so distant when they're only 5 feet away from you, and I don't wish for multiple copies of @Alichubby sweetness, one is enough for all of us :D (no pun intended Ali :D) but get down to Earth Jordan tweeps, really! You didn't reinvent the wheel, you're just using the platform, and speaking of which, if you don't have anything valuable to say, please keep to yourself! Just retweet or something, you don't have to add everytime! The decrease in substance in content streamed through twitter in the last 3-4 months in Jordan is depressing. Everyone goes to every tweetup now, because it's cool, tweetups are getting ridiculous when you think about it, starting with the locations (it has to be super duper uber cool and pretentious) to the subjects discussed (nothing meaningful, kinda matches the subjects of 80% of the tweets you read everyday!).

Anyway, I just wanna say, being on twitter or having a blog changes nothing about you, if you're cool then your tweets and your blogposts will be cool, if you're intelligent it'll show and if you're not it'll also show. So take it easy and 5effo 3alaina shway.

PS: A message to people I like and respect who I got to know online, like Roba Assi, Foad Jeryes, Ali Dahmash, Ammar Ibrahim etc… , please choose the platforms and events on which you'll be speaking carefully and don't over do it, and if you insist, think of new jokes to start with ;) don't get sucked into somewhere not cool.
Happy social bullshit day.
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Feb 17, 2011

Egypt, Jordan, # and my cap

Talking about the Egyptian revolution now might seem a little too late for some, but I never blog because I feel "I have to", I blog because I feel I have something to share. Ever since the "anti-Rifa'ee" demonstration(s) started and through out the Egyptian revolution, I've been amazed by people's reactions to whatever is going on as events unfolded, not only on a general level, but on a very personal one as well, and that's what I'd be listing today, what it all meant to me.


1) I've realized that I can now chant, walk and tweet simultaneously ( I'll never know how to write that word  without the help of a dictionary btw!), though it might seem silly, but I find it much telling, tweeting and sharing information as it happens became a part of what we do. We: The youth segment. which takes me to the next point.

2) In the demonstrations, protests, اعتصامات etc..., I've noticed a new look in the "older people"'s eyes when looking at me, it used to be that those old-school-seasoned-activists/politicians would look at us during such events with eyes full of good-surprise and hope, with a look of cautious relief that there's still hope in "this generation", they'd be leading and we'd be there "with them". Now that look has changed, you could feel that they're stepping aside and leaving it up to us to say what we want, and now they're there "with us". looking down at your phone pressing those buttons is no longer disrespectful! In fact, I've had one woman who came to me while I was doing that while at the Egyptian Embassy, tapped over my shoulder and told me " Inta 3al facebook halla2? / are you on facebook right now?" I smiled and said "No, Twitter!" she said "Ah?! bravo 3alaikom bravo 3alaikom"!.
Even though the shift is nice, it's still not where I want it to be -again this post is all too personal- people still won't take me seriously with my cap on, dammit. I have a dream, and in that dream I'm talking to the king with my cap on!.

3) Every time I saw someone holding Jamal Abdel Nasser's picture and when the crowd chanted for/ about him, I felt grateful to my father for naming me after him. I also felt he -my father- was with me, especially on the night of Mubarak's fall, I think I spoke to him at some point in the middle of it. I remember him asking me about the social/political life in the university, and I remember answering him: nothing happens, no one talks about anything. He'd be happy to have seen how it all went down eventually and who is leading these historical revolutions. RIP dad.

4) I'm no longer seen as the crazy/ too political/ dreamy guy! or that's how I feel anyway. Both online and offline, people are more involved in what's happening, they're sharing views and opinions, they're discussing with me, they're asking me about what I think, people are asking me about twitter, how does it work, what da fuck is a hashtag -of course-. The usual random morning talk at work for instance has been all political, domestic and foreign, everyone is involved, and not everyone is on the same page, which is great, because it means that people are not pretending to be involved, they're not repeating what they've heard to look involved, they're actually analyzing and coming up with their own conclusions. brilliant!.

5) I can't help but feel the tendency from everyone to "talk to the youth", to "listen to the youth", it's as if this "mystical creature of the Youth" has been discovered recently and everybody wants to get to know it out of a sudden! Which is good and scary at the same time, good because it's about time someone pay attention to us and take us seriously, and scary because like all-things-Arab; we function on an impulse, with no clear plan or intention, "today the trend is talking to the youth, let's jump on board". I hope I'm mistaken.

All in all, It's been a fascinating time, the situation in Jordan is still unraveling, the calls for change and reform are getting louder, search twitter for "Reform Jo" and "Hashtagdebates" and join the conversation.

Last but not least, I'm working on writing couple of books to help all sectors of the society understand us better, I'm still looking for a publisher:

للمتخوّفين: تعلّم لغة الشباب في ثلاثة أيام دون معلّم
للآباء وأولياء الأمور: رموز الهاشتاق في فك رسائل العشّاق
للإخوان المسلمين: 140 كارَكتَر والله أكبر
للرفاق العتاولة: البناء التكنولوجي والحصاد الإلكتروني

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Mar 24, 2010

RT or "Re-Tweeting"; another stolen Arab invention

Just in case you're not familiar with the term, an RT or a Retweet is a Tweet (A message sent via Twitter) being sent again by someone else... now to the point:

I really hate how "the west" stole, is stealing, and will always steal our brilliant ideas! Retweeting -the art of repetition- isn't a new internet trend if you ask me, its been there since I can remember, every time something important happened and we were too lazy to do something about it we either Retweet the same things to ourselves, or receive a comforting Retweet from higher powers through media.
Re-tweeters vary from ordinary Arab citizens, to parliament representatives, to ministers and prime ministers and heads of states. We are with no doubt the inventors of the Retweet, and to cope up with the current fast pace world we live in today, the useless Retweets are becoming shorter and shorter by time, that they don't mean anything anymore, they don't even piss me off anymore... and since I need to rant about something, really, I'd like to retweet my favorite Retweet ever

...أنا أشجب، أستنكر، وأدعو إلى تغيير الأوضاع للاستمرار قُدماً

I also call for a fierce and serious facebooking about the issue, we need to unify our forces to get an acknowledgment of our stolen idea, Palestine seem to be on the right track of being liberated with this much facebook groups, we shall be next! but please... when you create your own facebook support group (which I appreciate) for this cause, refrain from using godly names, its true tens of thousands of ignorant Arabs will support you without reading a word of what's in your page, but we don't want a counter strike when they all suddenly wake up and forget all about the cause and get their fix of sense of accomplishment by shutting down a facebook page. 
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Nov 9, 2009

10 reasons why I hate Twitter!




10) The name is just stupid? People don't "tweet" nor do birds Speak!

9) Keeping up with it feels like running a marathon ,you keep running but you're not quite there yet!...ever!

8) you can't really talk about it with anyone who is not on it!and the chances you come across a twitterje/yyeh among your friends,family or colleagues in Jordan are similar to the chances I had in Thailand in finding someone who knew "where Jordan is" without a reference to Israel,Dubai,Saudi,or Iraq! 

7) I don't understand what's up with the "#" thing ! I just act like I do ! and my ignorance is never my problem!

6) You have so many people following you who never really follow you,you have so many people you follow who you never follow ! Yup,as If your imaginary "friends" on facebook weren't enough!

5) It sounds funny in Arabic : تويـتَر! I can almost hear the Egyptian worker downtown shouting repeatedly to sell his tweets; تِويتَر ضِد الويتَر ! Don't ask me what that means ! I just keep hearing it whenever someone mention توييييتر!ahhhh shut up, voices in my head!!!

4) It is stealing bloggers away !!People are now tweeting what could've been a good blogpost! and if you are a blogger and your 1st reaction to this is "NO NO NO!EH" I'd like you to repeat the following loudly : hello,my name is (your name) and I'm a twittiholic! denial is the hardest to overcome, the rest will be a smooth sailing!get well soon ya'll!

3) I'll only get a handful of comments max on this post! cuz ppl have no idea what the hell I'm talking about :/ (see; The 1st Twittered Lecture @JU)!

2) writing this post was interrupted several times due to twittering that I'm blogging about why I hate twitter!!!!

1) given the previous points, I'm still on Twitter  and I love it :/ go figure !
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Oct 12, 2009

The 1st Twittered lecture @JU

Lecturer Today we're discussing the pros and cons of giving classes via twitter #class

@AntiWestrenization you can't twitter in Arabic I'm sorry !

@NerdInThe1stRow good point ,physical attendance in class IS IN FACT fun but so is taking lecture from your couch at home,isn't it ?

@PonyTail yes,u can have your pony tail if it makes any difference to u!why don't u add "blond" to your twitter name honey,as a disclaimer!

@Hijabi9 No I can't see you through your phone's cam !

@LastRowGuysGang How is that my problem ?but,u can either go to each one's house in turn,or just take the class on one of the buses outside campus

@FunnyGuy still not funny !

@FunnyGuy they can't see what u write u know,and *whisper* isn't really a twitter command!drop the class 7abeebe.

@NeverMissAClass don't worry there will be a 1 minute quiz at the beginning of each class,their lil bros n moms can't possibly answer ;)

@TechnicallyChallenged yes I can see this

@TechnicallyChallenged no you're still technically challenged !

@FormerTechnicallyChallenged good grief,technically you're not technically challenged now,happy now?

@PiercedLip No no don't cry,they still can see ur piercing,u can send a picture,everyday!I see councling is working 4u!

@Parent007 Good day Madam,ah walla,yer7am ayyam zaman!have a good day!Thx but I dnt like Lintel soup!

@Anonymous_freak Am I really ? but what's a PILF anyway ?

@Anonymous_freak a professor I'd like to friend ? sure,u're welcome @officeHours

@BroadShoulders what r u lol-ing at ?

@blogger yes you can blog this

and the saga continues ...


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